December 2011
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Dancing around my house half naked
Listening to the new MoS CD, making cocktails and making myself look fabulous for tonight. Now i just need my BFF to come join the fun! HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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It's kind of really inconvenient
That the one day that there’s not a single man in the house is the day that a dirty old spider decides to move into my van. -.-’ SURE, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME YOU FREELOADING BASTARD.
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