“She came home from the hospital after her father passed covered in tears. I started crying and kept asking her, ‘What can I do for you? Tell me how I can help’ And she looked up at me and said ‘Just hold me cause you’re the only thing that can fix me right now.’”
- Chris Martin on the inspiration for “Fix You”
is “I’m sperming” an appropriate thing to say during love making
XBOX A to Z - Submitted by Sam Moore
Created for an exhibition at Boxpark (Shoreditch, London) sponsored by GAME Xbox. How many characters can you name?
Check out all of the characters on Sam’s Tumblr & Website
Prints of the full poster and individual characters are available at Society6
CHRISTOPH IS ASLEEP. Baby is asleep.
I wonder if alistair was truly filled with pride that he made dean this way, or truly terrified in this moment.
probably a little bit of both
Hush little babies, don’t you cry
He was a winchester, you knew he’d die
If you smell good I will be 300% more attracted to you
"im gonna go to bed at ten tonight"
- someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
This is hilarious.
And this is why you always reblog RDJ
THEY DON’T TEACH FRENCH IN JAIL
RDJ’S BEST JOKES ARE THE ONES HE MAKES ABOUT HIMSELF
How does batman’s mom call him inside for dinner?
dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAAAAN
oh wait shit his mom’s dead i fucked up i fucked it all up
mario’s hat was just like nope